Im not much of a poet
But I still have something to say
We all poop
But why bring up something so obvious
When you think about it?
It's a topic few choose to say outloud
After all, who wants to think about poop
Outside of when they have to go poop?
Well.. Some weirdos with lots of money
Like Ebenezer Scrooge and/or
Lots of power like the Espada's "fish bowl head"
Believe or want us to believe
That despite the fact that we all poop
Many of us are inferior in some way.
You'd think going number 2
Would matter more to them
Than the fact that many people are
Very different from them
But then again, they are cowards.
Hide behind their pathetic lies
Call others evil or unholy
But it's just projection.
What's so different about diverse peoples
That it somehow justifies dehumanization?
We all poop
Why should it matter that
That Disney World employee
Is from Columbia
Or that that Uber drive
Is a black trans woman?
Despite how different we are,
We all poop
We all know the pain of
Having to poop badly
And how good it feels to be
Cleared out.
All the rich people
And their sad pawns are the same way.
They all poop too because we all poop.
I will not waste time describing
How the digestive system works
Or how nasty poop is.
Everyone has an idea of those things.
Including the rich and powerful.
They can sit on toilets made of gold
All they want.
But they still won't be pooping out
Bars of gold like Midas might have.
We all poop. Even several times a day.
Elephants, dogs, cats, cows, fish, they do too.
And many humans see them as inferior lifeforms.
If we all poop, that means we all
Have other similarites too and it's true.
Eat, sleep, fart, burp, throw up, drink
Get sick, be born, die, think, you name it.
Whether you're rich, poor, black, white,
Gay, straight, cisgender, trans, gender non conforming,
Asian, European, African, hispanic, indigenous,
Muslim, Christian, Buddhist, Atheist, Jewish,
Middle eastern, homeless, working class,
Disabled, pregnant, injured, ill, stable
Furry, brony, gamer, metalhead, nerd,
Scientist, artist, musician, writer, designer,
Therian, outkin, punk, rocker, rapper,
And/or a combination of any of the above
And about a billion other identities,
You poop. We all poop.
Tom Green's Bum Bum song
Can relate to all of us.
Same goes for cartoons
Depicting how little kids act
For we all were little once
If we are now older than that age range.
Dont think of the rich and powerful
As superior. Those weaklings still
Gotta poop too. And it's still gross.
People are being deprived of access
To safe places to poop in a nation
That doesn't just produce lots of poop.
It also produces lots of food waste.
So while these rich and powerful people
Keep trying to divide us
And make society as cutthroat as high school,
Just know that they also have to poop.
And their heads are stuck
In the golden toilets they poop in.
That tracks.
They do hate artists and intellectuals.
They poop more junk out of their mouths
Than from their rear ends.
It really does track.
They don't want anyone to poop in true peace.
Nor do those losers who obey them.
We all poop.
And when you see that, maybe then
You can see that all this hate
Towards those who are different
Is a load of crap destined for the toilet too.
I hope this has temporarily flushed your troubles from your mind. Return to the Directory here.